University King Overthrown

It was a catastrophe that not even Melisandre, the Red Woman could predict. During his weekly ceremonial feast at the Mustang Dining Hall, King Joseph Shepard looked down from his seat at the head of the table. As King Shepard bit into his roasted boar, fresh from Winterfell, and took a drink from his goblet, he noticed something different. “I remember approaching his majesty, and he looked at me like he was trying to say something, but the words would not come out” said David Cota, Resident Peasant at WNMU. Moments later the students witnessed President Shepard motioning with his arms and they realized what had happened. The President had been poisoned. “We could hear him mumble before his last gasp, ‘we always repay our…’ and then he fell to the ground” said Chief Edward Flores. “Our guess is he was referring to the new tuition guarantee, but we can't be certain until we investigate further. Crows have been sent across the seven counties spread the...

Dothraki Studies Implemented By Popular Demand

Universities are challenged to stay up with the times, and in a medieval world, times are always changing. “We have always been a Hispanic Serving Institution, but recently we have had an overwhelming demand for classes that meet the need of our Dothraki students,” says Matthew Lara, Director of Admissions. He is referring to a fast-growing population of students that skip the admissions process entirely, something the university is grappling to accept in its goal to increase enrollment while meeting the needs of this new breed of students. It has been said that Dothraki do things in their own time, for their own reasons. With that philosophy, semesters begin and end when students are ready. New fall courses include sword fighting, horsemanship, body painting and hand-to-hand combat. This program is incredibly competitive and only the strong will pass. “It’s hard not showering for days and scavenging off the land, but my professor was so passionate about my...